About Randydeluxe

I tried to break into show business the old fashioned way, but eventually learned that “sleeping my way to the top” doesn’t involve actual sleeping. When I woke up, I roamed the earth and got into a bunch of adventures, but found out after it was too late that those villagers were just using me!
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I once punched a bee in the face.
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I’ve never had a cavity, because I chew my food with my hands.
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I recently got a massage from a dude. But I didn’t like it. But I think HE did. But I didn’t tip him. Does that make me straight?

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